some days i tell myself i'm cute

rabioheab:

i do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them will.i.am

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meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

baby got back

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aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

THeN iS tHIs tHe MIDdlE clASs?

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realaguss-the-fanwarrior:

zuviosgemini:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

There’s something about this gif that speaks to me on a spiritual level.

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bewilden:

l-ookingglass:

Little DiCaprio.

I’m laughing because if you look-
for each row: the first photo is him when his name was read as a nominee for the oscar. the second photo is when they read the actual results (obviously not him bc he never got one). The third photo is when he realized the camera was on his face.

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childrapist666:

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jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

if this gets 100k i will throw myself into the ocean

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patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

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analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

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pizza:

thuglies:

corycorybobory:

mug shot of the century

this is really so sad i can’t even laugh

if it didn’t say mug shot i would have thought it was a photo from she’s the man

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inbox:

“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining

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